Bodies.Have you got a dead body stashed away in your wardrobe, attracting flies and taking up space? Maybe you've got away with murder, but have had to keep the git holed up in your attic so people think he's still on holiday in Weston-super-Mare.
If so, I'd be delighted to hear from you. I want to be a surgeon but I only got one GCSE, in Food Technology, and they wouldn't let me into medical school.
So I'm looking for bodies to practise on.
I'm happy to collect. I won't tell if you don't.