Dear Mr Pangolin,I should like to be introduced to the lady in the photograph. As ever, I can pay handsomely, in cash.
Six hundred million should do it, Mr Nerd.
Look - for heaven's sake - the lady in the picture [its NOT a photograph] is not real. She's made up. A joke, see ? No amount of money will render her corporeal. If however, you have a pressing need to unload vast amounts of lolly, please feel free.
A joke? I don't think so. And what's all this about rendering her corporeal? Why, I rendered the front of my house only five weeks ago. Due to the money I saved I can still afford the services of this lady.Cash on delivery only.
Go on... you want to say SOMETHING, don't you? Post under a made-up name if you're shy!