Thursday 24 October 2013

Test your General Nollidge with The Pangolin!

DID YOU KNOW...

That research proves that Leonardo da Vinci invented the Dyson vacuum cleaner 600 years before James Dyson did. The Duke of Sforza was Leonardo’s first customer. However, the Duke thought it was a helicopter and tried for many years to go to work in it.

DID YOU KNOW...

That the rain in Spain falls mainly all over the place.

DID YOU KNOW...

That at official gatherings H M the Queen never enquires about the identity of sneak farters.

DID YOU KNOW...

That the overall surface area of all the man-made islands off Dubai is nowhere near as big as Wales.

DID YOU KNOW THAT...

Lemmings, gerbils and hamsters have a third eye located quite close to their bottoms (like Tax Inspectors)

Well?

1 comment:

  1. This is typical of Pangolin's sloppy approach to almost everything. Tax Inspectors do not have a third eye close to their bottoms. There isn't room because they have their heads stuck up there, as everbode knos.

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