Friday, 4 October 2013

Pangolin Gossip

Gertie Balloons has issued the following rebuke to Sheenagh-Shaunagh-Sheelagh O'Thing after the latter advised her to stop doing 'The Sausage Roll' in public and suggested she change her bin liner more often.

'Well yor a fat slag an i never liced yor music enyway an wen you had chickin pox wen you was six you was verry spotty an ugly an you was a four-eys in scool and Derrick Stikhorn never wanted to go out with you enyway.

So yar booo sux to yu an i'm gonna cary on waving my fish heds arouwnd were everwon can smel them.'


Sheenagh-Shaunagh-Sheelagh O'Thing is reported to have rolled her eyes and commented that if that's how Balloons behaves in a demolition yard, 'I'm not letting her anywhere near my pumping station!'


  1. The lady in the photograph appears to be putting in an extraordinary amount of stationary effort. Is there something we should know ?

  2. There are many things you should know:

    To escape the grip of a crocodile's jaws, push your thumbs into its eyeballs - it will let you go instantly.

    Most American cars honk in the key of F

    Reindeer like to eat bananas. This is a pity, considering where most of them live.


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