Dear Mr Pangolin,I should like to be introduced to the... oh bugger it, I don't why I bother.
Dear Mr Nerd, Strangely,the lady in the photograph [Rita] has asked for your contact details.yoursSteve Wuss
Is Rita the one with the garish lipstick? Thought so.No, the one I wished to be introduced to is the one on the table nearest the stage. She appears to be with another bloke, but I'm not going to let a little thing like that put me off.The course of true love never ran smooth, as Neville Dunkerton always used to say.
Ah. Sadly, the two people at the table nearest the stage are both blokes. Louis and Gunther, apparently.Incidentally, wasn't Neville Dunkerton run over by an egg lorry in '76 ?
Neville Dunkerton did indeed meet a sad demise at the hands, as it were, of an egg lorry. His is the first recorded corpse to have a rather large omelette in the place of a shroud.
Well - I'll go to the foot of our stairs. I never knew that !
Go on... you want to say SOMETHING, don't you? Post under a made-up name if you're shy!