I should like to be introduced to the lady 'lovely Vera' in the photograph. I can pay handsomely, in cash, and shall also require protection from that man - who appears to be something of a Neanderthal.
That is of no consequence; I often indulge in fantasy people. I particularly have fantasies about the politicians portrayed on Page Three of The Sun. Neither do I have a problem with the fact that they're dead. If anything it will make that man more tractable.
Dear Mr Pangolin,
ReplyDeleteI should like to be introduced to the lady 'lovely Vera' in the photograph. I can pay handsomely, in cash, and shall also require protection from that man - who appears to be something of a Neanderthal.
Again, sadly, your very kind offer must go unanswered. You see, both the people in the picture are imaginary. They are both also dead.
ReplyDeleteThat is of no consequence; I often indulge in fantasy people. I particularly have fantasies about the politicians portrayed on Page Three of The Sun. Neither do I have a problem with the fact that they're dead. If anything it will make that man more tractable.
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