I would have thought that Nerd fellow would have been tempted by this one.
I should like to be introduced to that eagle in the background of this photograph. I feel that he and I have much in common, given that we both have a propensity to perv at anything vaguely female, living or dead.As usual, I can pay handsomely, in cash.
We have spoken to the Eagle and it went "Werrrrp!". Its agent told us that you can be introduced to Edna [for it is she] . The fee is £2.5 million.
In that case I'll settle for a piece of that greenery. Pricing structure, please!
The greenery is FREE !
What-ho! I'll jolly well go and roll in it! Want to join me?
Almost four days have passed. Has anyone joined you ?
The response so far to my request for people to join me for a roll in the shrubbery has been disappointing. I therefore set on a quest for joiners, and discovered that they will expect to be paid.As usual, I can pay handsomely, in cash.
Go on... you want to say SOMETHING, don't you? Post under a made-up name if you're shy!