Wednesday, 16 April 2014

Pangolin: For Sale


I'd heard of this new-fangled device for seeing through brick walls - I believe it's called a window - and thought I might install one in my basement flat. Hence reason for sale.

I know it's a crap piece of craftsmanship, but if you smoke a lot of weed and then sit and look at it, I think you'll agree there's a lot more to it than you first thought.

Mortgages can be arranged; otherwise please send your sealed bids to me at:

Turdus Krepp
18889 Short Street
Abington Piglets

P.S. COMING SOON:  Very badly iced bit of wedding cake.

1 comment:

  1. Dear Mr Krepp,
    I have a wall almost exactly like the one in the photograp except that mine is blue, very smooth and under some very attractive wallpaper with a delightful sweet-pea motif. I hope this is of interest.
    Yours sincerely
    Valderma Petty- Foggin.


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