Wednesday, 16 April 2014
Pangolin: For Sale
I'd heard of this new-fangled device for seeing through brick walls - I believe it's called a window - and thought I might install one in my basement flat. Hence reason for sale.
I know it's a crap piece of craftsmanship, but if you smoke a lot of weed and then sit and look at it, I think you'll agree there's a lot more to it than you first thought.
Mortgages can be arranged; otherwise please send your sealed bids to me at:
18889 Short Street
P.S. COMING SOON: Very badly iced bit of wedding cake.