This picture reminds me very much of my great-aunt Olga who at the age of 84, and despite using a zimmer, used to challenge all comers to get from one side of her sizeable lounge to the other without touching the floor. She never won and on one memorable occasion fell into the fire, setting ablaze her nylon wig. Oh how we laughed !
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