Prestige 'Armageddon' toaster.
Do you find your bread's too big to fit in your piddly little toaster you got from Argos?
... which takes far too long to singe that elusive corner?
You can't fit muffins in there? Or chair legs, or carpet roll innards?
Let all these worries become a thing of the past, and treat yourself to one of these.
We will pay you £50.00 to take it away.
(You may also find it attracts errant ships)