Friday, 14 March 2014

You've tried the rest, now try the beast

For Sale:

Prestige 'Armageddon' toaster.

Do you find your bread's too big to fit in your piddly little toaster you got from Argos?

... which takes far too long to singe that elusive corner?

You can't fit muffins in there? Or chair legs, or carpet roll innards?

Let all these worries become a thing of the past, and treat yourself to one of these.

We will pay you £50.00 to take it away.

(You may also find it attracts errant ships)

1 comment:

  1. Wow, wow, wow. That IS Truly ImpresSIVE. What a toaster, absolutely magnificent!!!
    I would love to take it home but doubt it would fit in our garden. Then there would be the problem of it scorching neighbouring properties. And attracting the attention of passing UFOs thinking it a newly formed star. So sadly I have to pass on this outstanding piece of engineering.


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