Has anyone seen my frisbee? It is one of the new-fangled, memory-foam types, all properly sprung and everyfink!
Last seen in the Poyndexter Park area, Glossop, in 1908. You can see from the expressions of these frisbee-playing bystanders what a very impressive piece of kit it is. Seemed to be heading off towards Mars.
Please contact U F O Pugwash, Prickle-Bottome, Herts.