Dear Mr Wuss, This is a disgraceful cartoon, poking fun as it does at old people in rubber boats. To date, since records began, 47 great aunts, uncles, grandfathers and grandmothers have been lost without trace on our beaches and I demand an early retraction of this distressing picture.Yours etc.,Felicity Spindrift, CPOPD [Campaign for the Protection of Old People in Dinghies]
Dear Editor, I beg to second Ms Spindrift's point. At the age of 67, I myself was victim to a casual and unthinking piece of vandalism when, on Frinton beach, the small rubber boat I was sitting in was punctured by a passing youth. As a consequence, I have spent the last twelve years in West Hartlepool.Yours Truly,Evadne Dampe [Miss, 79]
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