Friday, 23 May 2014
Cassius Pugnatius Seagull
Yes, just below Azur there are now funny little rocky bits exposed at low tide. This is a Good Thing as it's a permanent supply of tasty snacks, whilst hitherto I've contented myself with dive-bombing people sipping cocktails on the verandah.
However, some of those humanoids seemed to have got married, and horrid little girls in fairy dresses and horrid little boys in velvet overcoats were posing in amongst the rocks whilst another one was photographing them. Hahahhahahahahha... did I give "Watch the Birdie!" a new dimension. Plop! Strafe! Squeeeeze!
It cannot be said that I didn't contribute to the whiteness of their white wedding. Fnaar!