This sort of thing happens a lot near where I live - in an especially picturesque part of Salford - and those precious artist types can get really abusive if you tap them on the shoulder to ask them what they're doing.Gordon PicketMulberry Close Housewatch Association
Thers one of them artist women lives near us. Does that stuff nobody knows what it is.and has a cat called Mondrian.Craig Whiffle 
I should like to purchase a dog similar to the one in the photograph. What breed is it, and where might I find one?
The dog in question is a cross between a Glossop Terrier and a tea-cosy. She is not for sale.
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