Sunday, 25 November 2012

Obituary

Angus, Laird of Cromarty, Minches and German Bight.  23/7/21 - 1/11/12.

Known locally, and not without affection, as "The mad wee bastard in the big hoose", Angus died as he chose to live, surrounded by his beloved Brillo collection.  A world-acknowledged expert in scouring, Angus McEyebroo inherited at an early age and dedicated the rest of his life and not inconsiderable fortune on getting aluminium pans really clean.
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3 comments:

  1. Plenipotentiary O T Crossbuns (nee Nerd)26 November 2012 at 23:25

    Dear Mr Pangolin,

    I should like to be introduced to the gentleman in this photograph. My brother Obadiah will be able to pay handsomely, in cash.

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  2. Philandra Sukebind26 November 2012 at 23:27

    G'wan! He looks like Salman Rushdie!

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  3. Anonymous27 November 2012 at 11:11

    Such is the Fatwah. It IS Salman Rushworth !

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