This is nonesense. It takes at least sixteen herring gulls to support the average male pensioner.
I absolutely agree. In fact, before experiments were abandoned in the early 50s, culminating in the use of five albatross, 43 male pensioners were lost at sea.Rear Admiral Jonty Kneewart RN
Go on... you want to say SOMETHING, don't you? Post under a made-up name if you're shy!