Saturday 19 July 2014

Pangolin Villas following a major refurb! Book your holiday-of-a-lifetime now!

Pangolin Villas, with state-of-the-art chalets in the beautifully landscaped gardens. Pangolin Villas, with what would be panoramic views over Glossop Brook if it weren't for a row of leylandii trees. Pangolin Villas, with what would be panoramic views over Glossop Brook if it weren't for a row of leylandii trees and several dark satanic mills...
(Photo courtesy of Christopher Hoggins)

Here are some testimonials from our delighted customers:

  • "It was all soooooo romantic - why, I could quite see the stars through the chalet roof" (Suzi Nutcrusher, Bude)
  • "Forget sandcastles on the beach! I've not had such a jolly-mud-pie activity holiday since Pontins in 1963!" (Nikolai Peng, Barton-under-Needwood)
  • "I had a transcendental time sitting in a broken-down chair whilst contemplating a full binliner in a carefully and finely crafted transcendental rubbish receptacle. It was dead transcendental." (Benzo Spacecadet, Chase Farm Hospital)
  • "I was sooo fascinated by the two-legged chairs! Such poise! Such equilibrium! And when I wanted to sit down, extra-comfy buckets were provided! Laeticia and I could hold hands while we performed our ablutions in public!" (Vermin Hardacre, Winson Green!)
  • "Who are all these other people in my bedroom? What spiffing fun!" (Marquis de Sade, Belgium)
  • P.S. You can see my spot at the top left hand side of the Brochure Photo. Transcendental, man. Amazeballs. (Benzo Spacecadet, Chase Farm Hospital)

2 comments:

  1. Its so good to see Pangolin Villas back in business. Kurt and I had THE most amazing holiday there in Glossop back in 97. We were really poor back then so you can imagine our delight when we discovered that you can smoke Leylandii ! Yes, you really can ! Its a tremendous high ! The downside was that its also powerful purgative, but let's face it, there's nothing there to ruin.

    Bernadette Fosse-Winkler

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  2. My elk eats Leylandii
    Oe- An - Dgak , Alaska

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