Mock, mock, mock. That's all you can do, you Pangolinites, isn't it ? I'll have you know that as a committed Christian and keen bassoonist, I approve of any methods which get people back into our churches. The reason our places of worship are so empty is that there aren't any people in them. Sunday is the one day when, with a little imagination, we could stop people watching wicked things on television or eating waffles, or, God forbid, breaking the law, by locking them in churches. Geraldine Flounder [Miss. 47]
Mock, mock, mock. That's all you can do, you Pangolinites, isn't it ? I'll have you know that as a committed Christian and keen bassoonist, I approve of any methods which get people back into our churches. The reason our places of worship are so empty is that there aren't any people in them. Sunday is the one day when, with a little imagination, we could stop people watching wicked things on television or eating waffles, or, God forbid, breaking the law, by locking them in churches.
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