Sunday, 2 March 2014

Pangolin News Flash!

Pangolin Political Correspondent Beryl Tussock reports...


“Party watchers were today puzzled by three major players all finishing speeches in different parts of the country by making strange little tiny squeaking noises. All three were not available for comment but a local UKIP spokeswoman, Marjorie Bland (Mrs) (47) said, “Mr Farage is a man of the people and like everybody else, he makes odd noises from time to time.”  


A Psychiatrist writes; p.96

1 comment:

  1. I disagree. These men are not making little tiny squeaking noises. As a Dietician, I can immediately see that the dreadful Gove fellow and the laughable Farage chap are in fact doing silent burps. Osborne, on the other hand is obviously on the cusp of a paroxysm of pure hatred.
    Dorothy Bitsdangle [47,Mrs. no relation]

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