Soft toilet paper is one of the reasons this country has lost its edge, its grit, and its will to win against all odds. We are far too cosseted today by products like "Softeebum." In the dark days of rationing and the determined rebuilding of our shattered land, only "San Izal" - a toilet paper with all the comfort of thin cardboard was the order of the day. Those wishing to stay alert at all times used a more extreme product made from grade four sandpaper called "Ardarse" Sincerely, Fiona Strippit MBE [Miss 78, ex SIS]
Soft toilet paper is one of the reasons this country has lost its edge, its grit, and its will to win against all odds. We are far too cosseted today by products like "Softeebum."
ReplyDeleteIn the dark days of rationing and the determined rebuilding of our shattered land, only "San Izal" - a toilet paper with all the comfort of thin cardboard was the order of the day. Those wishing to stay alert at all times used a more extreme product made from grade four sandpaper called "Ardarse"
Sincerely,
Fiona Strippit MBE [Miss 78, ex SIS]