Wednesday, 15 January 2014
"...one day, Jonathan Livingston Seagull, you shall learn that irresponsibility does not pay."
He even managed to say it in fancy italic writings, too. What a load of bollox!
I HAD to demonstrate to Jonners the error of his ways, which I did by nicking a small polystyrene pot of cockles from a table where a diner (human, using the term loosely) had foolishly placed them. Right. Down in one. Then I went back to get his crab sandwiches and he tried to kick me in retaliation but I swiped his trainer lace, which was undone at the time, whereupon his trainer went sailing elegantly through the firmament and hit a passing police car. In the ensuing fracas I got not only the crab sandwiches but a pack of Woodbines and a cup of tea.
I've kept the trainer lace as a souvenir.