Has anyone seen my frisbee? It is one of the new-fangled, memory-foam types, all properly sprung and everyfink!
Last seen in the Poyndexter Park area, Glossop, in 1908. You can see from the expressions of these frisbee-playing bystanders what a very impressive piece of kit it is. Seemed to be heading off towards Mars.
Please contact U F O Pugwash, Prickle-Bottome, Herts.
This is obviously another victim of the famous Poyndexter Triangle. To date, there have been 1,473 frisbee disappearances in that area since records began. And, as everybody knows, before records began there were like wax cylinder things.
ReplyDeleteAlan Smellie
Ponders End UFO Society