Dr
P J Whimbrel – no stranger to Pangolin regulars – and a team of
researchers from Glossop University yesterday submitted his eagerly
anticipated report on the effects of wearing a baseball cap to the
General Medical Council.
Dr
Whimbrel takes up the story…
“Some
seven years ago, encouraged by my friend and colleague Professor Anna
Prongg, I assembled a team of neutral, non-judgemental scientists
whose task it was to establish once and for all why in God’s name
some people (mainly men) think that wearing a baseball cap makes them
look cool. Are they stupid, or what? The carefully collated and
checked results are staggering. These deluded losers wear baseball
caps because they ARE stupid. And through the continued wearing of
these items are becoming gradually more stupid. In only one instance
in the 2 billion people studied was the wearing of a baseball cap
deemed justified. The subject in question was a baseball player.” (Cont. p.127)
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