One Year Ago
Have-a-go
pensioner Ada Trunch foiled a would-be raider at her local Post
Office in Suffolk with the help of a rosewood umbrella that had
belonged to her aunt. Spotting a youth in line ahead of her
brandishing an object in his right hand and demanding money at the
counter, plucky Ada rained down a series of blows on the hapless
hoodie, who fell to the floor. An unnamed 17 year old was taken away
by ambulance with a broken nose, severe bruising to the ribs and
multiple lacerations to the face. He was admitted to hospital, where
his condition was described as comfortable. Police recovered an item
from his hand, described as a Post Office Savings account book.
Four Years Ago
Guest
speaker at the monthly meeting of Whaplode’s Livewire Club was
Muriel Bunce, who gave an illustrated talk on her collection of
sellotape.
Nine Years Ago
A Reunion
Evening at St Dorothy’s Primary School in Edale took an unexpected
turn when two former members of rival playground gangs, who had not
met for 63 years, clashed over the cheese straws. Words were
exchanged, a circle of onlookers closed around them and the chorus
went up for ‘Fight! Fight!’ Two gentleman in their seventies were
later released by the police. The evening raised £23-09 for netball
equipment.
I ONY JUS seen this an I was that hoddy an that old bat is well hard. Me an my crew went to steal er cat after wot she done. We grabed it an it turned out to be a tea cozy full of razer blades. So we rote TRUNCH IS WELL HARD on her Micra. instead.
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