Sunday, 17 February 2013

Glossop Woman Finds Jesus!

Maxine Fishwick (27) was resting at home yesterday after the shock of her life. “It was the shock of my life”, said mother of three Maxine.

“We was just coming out of Aldi with the shopping an' that, and I noticed the boot of my car was open a little bit. My partner Duane is always fixing it.

When I opened it, there was a bearded man dressed in like a long nightie lying in it. I asked him what he thought he was doing and who he was and he muttered “Jesus”, scrambled out, and ran away.”

Father Brendan Ghastlie (48) of Our Lady and Everything Else church in Glossop commented, “Well, as they say, The Lord moves in mysterious ways, but I have my doubts about whether this was Jesus. The Son of God wouldn’t be seen dead in the boot of a ten year old Skoda."
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2 comments:

  1. Anonymous17 February 2013 at 13:45

    This is just a spof on Whisle Down Your Wind.

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  2. Steve Wuss18 February 2013 at 18:57

    What's a 'spof'?

    Yours affectionately,

    Steve Wuss (Ed) (67)

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