Hypnotism certainly DOES work and recently helped my uncle Norman stroll through Whitstable naked, save for a smoky pink bri-nylon blouse.Yours trulyGrace Floater [Mrs., 47]
Once, many years ago, I was hypnotised by a handsome young man on Southport Pier. He convinced me I could fly. Afterwards I never did find my teeth but since then I have lived, very happily, with a herring gull called Alan near Blackpool.Yours truly,Elsie Parboiled 
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