I'd heard of this new-fangled device for seeing through brick walls - I believe it's called a window - and thought I might install one in my basement flat. Hence reason for sale.
I know it's a crap piece of craftsmanship, but if you smoke a lot of weed and then sit and look at it, I think you'll agree there's a lot more to it than you first thought.
Mortgages can be arranged; otherwise please send your sealed bids to me at:
Turdus Krepp
18889 Short Street
Abington Piglets
Cambs
P.S. COMING SOON: Very badly iced bit of wedding cake.
Dear Mr Krepp,
ReplyDeleteI have a wall almost exactly like the one in the photograp except that mine is blue, very smooth and under some very attractive wallpaper with a delightful sweet-pea motif. I hope this is of interest.
Yours sincerely
Valderma Petty- Foggin.