Two Years
Ago
Protest
groups in the picturesque small Hertfordshire village of Potters
Clackett were said to be shattered in disbelief at the news that
planning permission had been granted for the building of 1850 new
homes on green belt land around their village, as proposed and
applied for by City developers Snoad Fadgett. 'This country faces a
housing crisis of overwhelming proportions,' said Company
spokesperson Trevor Weeble, 'and it is our duty to step up to the
mark when help is needed.' At this point a small duck egg was thrown
at Mr Weeble.
Three Years
Ago
Twinning
arrangements between the town of Clinker-le-Hole in the north-east
and the Mediterranean resort of Sablon Plage were put unexpectedly on
hold following the mystery disappearance of Lady Mayoress Marjorie
Gawfish along with the head of the French delegation, Etienne Le
Bougleur.
Five Years
Ago
At Grand
Convocation in Stevenage Bros Weeble, Fadgett and Snoad were admitted
to First Order of Moose Calf without accessory, undergoing full
initiation notwithstanding. Two items were raised under Any Other
Business but ruled out of order by Acting Fetlar Bro Sneezleby.
Prebendary Fard read the Third Law.
Brilliant, even though I can't quite remember the Third Law.
ReplyDeleteAs always, very, very funny.
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