Eighteen Years Ago
Search and Rescue teams brought in from
a wide area were out all night, backed up by two coastguard
helicopters from nearby Portland, when the small Dorset village of
Affpuddle Fitzpaine was reported as missing, last seen the previous
Thursday.
Ten Years Ago
Ambulances were called to the Parish
Hall, Cleckersdyke, when three of the seven members in attendance at
a meeting of the Policy & Resources Committee were found to have
passed out from boredom. While paramedics saw to the casualties,
plucky Councillor Ernest Bawdon battled on with the delivery of his
38-page interim report, adding an apology at the end for anything he
might have missed out in the unforeseen circumstances.
Seventeen and a Half Years Ago
At a preliminary hearing before Swindon
Magistrates’ Court, former contortionist Horace Furbidge pleaded
guilty to two charges relating to an incident with a traffic bollard.
He asked for a further 837 bollard incidents of a similar nature to
be taken into consideration at the same time, before sentence was
passed on the case.
addendum; In his defence, Mr Fiburge said that he'd bent over backwards to try to stop assaulting bollards.
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