With many regrets, I'm having to put my treasured collection of the lower portions of earwigs on the market. A couple of samples are shown here to give an idea of the high standards I strive to maintain.
My assemblage numbers 4,673; they have all been gathered in Rutland despite the fact that that county has changed names a couple of times.
Offers in excess of £650 please; display cases to be sold separately.
Gawd - is that you again, Obadiah? Always coming up with some sob-story or other.
ReplyDeleteAnd what are you going to do with the £650?