Once again, your cartoon strays wildly from reality. I am a keen topiarist, as is my neighbour, a particularly odious person called Norman Gimp. However, I would never abuse and torture my beloved hedge in the manner depicted in your cartoon merely to insult Mr Gimp. Instead I simply invite him to **** off.
Go on... you want to say SOMETHING, don't you? Post under a made-up name if you're shy!