Monday, 22 December 2014

Pangolin News Flash!


  1. Dear Mr Pangolin,

    I should like to be introduced to the young lady in the photograph. The one at the bottom, not the slightly older one who appears to have a Reg. As ever, I can pay handsomely, in cash.

    You will be pleased to note that I have had a long absence from this website; this is because the last young lady you supplied was most satisfactory. That is, until she was slain by poachers and her ivory sold to illicit traders.

  2. We have consulted with the young lady in question and she has agreed to meet you. Her fee is £1,227.92p.

  3. Cheaper than the last one then!

    Totes Amazeballs! Cool Beans! And other trendy hipster expressions of delight which I can't quite recall.


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