tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4552926065883640725.post8732624936820647743..comments2023-10-20T03:39:11.224+01:00Comments on The Pangolin: On This DayAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18371771440794219920noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4552926065883640725.post-59202432323680600112012-12-01T13:40:26.740+00:002012-12-01T13:40:26.740+00:00Yes, that's her all right. She must have been...Yes, that's her all right. She must have been overwhelmed with desire and therefore too shy to approach.Obadiah J Nerdhttp://www.n-e-r-d.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4552926065883640725.post-43440018442856864462012-12-01T13:26:44.980+00:002012-12-01T13:26:44.980+00:00Mr No-nose is displeased. He hung about for an hou...Mr No-nose is displeased. He hung about for an hour or two, but apart from an odd looking cove in a baseball cap and skis, saw no-one.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4552926065883640725.post-38712919684477126592012-11-27T19:12:29.764+00:002012-11-27T19:12:29.764+00:00Dear Mr Pangolin,
My sister, Plenipotentiary, see...Dear Mr Pangolin,<br /><br />My sister, Plenipotentiary, seemed very interested at the sound of Thomas No-nose. Frankly, I'd be grateful if you could get the frightful old bat off my back. Always trying to cadge money for the purposes of procuring a toyboy.<br /><br />I'll therefore be sending her instead. Good luck to Mr Thomas No-nose. He'll need it.Obadiah J Nerdhttp://www.n-e-r-d.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4552926065883640725.post-14655984819358086882012-11-27T07:45:33.216+00:002012-11-27T07:45:33.216+00:00Very well, Mr Nerd, we're impressed by your pe...Very well, Mr Nerd, we're impressed by your persistence. 9.30pm this evening, behind the abattoir, £500 in used coins only. Please wear a dirty raincoat for identification purposes. It is not normally our policy to allow any of our models to associate with herberts like you, so on this occasion a Mr Thomas No-nose will attend. For security purposes. No cameras.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4552926065883640725.post-30098679869291043342012-11-27T00:31:59.496+00:002012-11-27T00:31:59.496+00:00Dear Mr Pangolin,
I should like to be introduced ...Dear Mr Pangolin,<br /><br />I should like to be introduced to the lady in this photograph. As usual, I can pay handsomely,in cash.Obadiah J Nerdhttp://www.n-e-r-d.comnoreply@blogger.com